Titty.

Coach Cordiner X Gary "Garrison" Moore colaberation. Title: "Young Hitler"

Yer boiiz on light reezy.

Armed and dangerous.

Garrett: Looking dumb since day one.

Finally got our boii Evan on da gott damn bloggy.

Leo Larryburger. We hadn't seen him since he got "salmonella".

Cody Bergin

We skated a bit, then got really hawngry.

Cody drove us from Denver Park to Noodles and co. WOOO!

Ba-a-a-ack again! WOOO!

This is Noodle Taylor. She's awesome.

Mac-Oh Cheeze-Oh.

Cody and Gary got Mac-Oh Cheeze-Oh too.

Da young Mac-Oh Cheeze-Oh again.

Butt-Oh Noodle-Oh

Mmm mmm. Jap-Oh pan-Oh Noodle-Oh

Noodle Taylor gave Spencer a free Condaleeza Rice krispie.

Hey Gary, nice ass. The mud butt hit him early. Then we left Noodles.

After noodles we kicked back at the dorm for a while.

We were about to go back to Denver after posting at the dorm, but when we got to the car it hit us...MUD BUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!! (FYI: no shit photos in our blogs are posed...now dats real.)

Stank ass niggaz.

Cody couldn't handle the young shit smell so we went back to Denver Park.

Back from Denver Park.

Spencer's ass was burning so bad from the Sri Racha sauce that he farted and burnt half of his hoody awff!

The young mud butt hit Spencer on the way home from Denver Park.

Then Lexi came over to the musty smelling dorm and we filmed the first webisode of FLAMING SHIT.

"That's why you smell like nasty elephant pussy"

RESPECT THE TITTY! RESPECT IT!!!


Spencer and Alex walked Lexi outside when she left and Alex met the girl of his dreams.

Below are some photos from RANDI and Coaches first date ;)

Taking the young Wiff o' Jiff

Coach+RANDI=4 evr, <3

Alex got these losers to take a photo with him. Too bad Lexi can't take a picture.

"That's why you can't be trustin' these hoez out here."

young RAAANNDDIIIIIIII!!

Jan had to take a picture of his former baybay guuuuurrrrrrrl before we left RANDI's dorm.

We tried to pick deez hoez up, but they weren't havin' it.

Sadly, this is the last picture we took. It was 2a.m. and we went to Tom's Diner where RANDI bought all of us drinks. Talking bout 1 whole hour of just slurpity slurpity slurpity slurp!

-Alex and Jan

(DELAYED) Winter Breezy part 2 as HEYLL!

DELAYED Winter Breezy part teezy biaaatch!

Excited as HEYLL to go downtown.

Some freak on the light reezy tried selling Titty, Jeff, and I some backpacks that he designed. He was annoying as HEYLL!

GODSMACK is tight as HEYLL, so we listened to a couple tracks before we went skatin'.

Lightrail was taking long as HEYLL to get to the stop, so we skated our back packs.

"Hey don't land on my bag, there's a camera in there!"

Jan was gettin' ready to lay his game down flat as HEYLL!

This spot is tight as HEYLL! But we got da swift boot after about 5 minutes.

A gap with no run up that goez straight to a busy street...sketchy as HEYLL!

This hurt like HEYLL!

Ready as HEYLL to go to the next spot.

We skated these fo' about 20 seconds, then security came and we ran like HEYLL!

"If I break through this window I'm gonna be mad as HELL!"

This manny pad was high as HEYLL!

We got kicked out and went to this..

This bank was steep as HEYLL!

After that spot we went to 7/11.

Parched as HEYLL!

Spencer bought a Slush-Oh but then spilt it right when he walked out the door! He was mad as HEYLL!

Tall as HEYLL!

DIY as HEYLL!

That spot was fun as HEYLL! But the guys who built it told us to keep sessions under 30 minutes, so we went on to da next one.

Fun as HEYLL!

We tried to get more footay but it got dark as HEYLL!

After skating we was hungry as HEYLL so we went to Noodles and co.

This girl wuz being difficult as HEYLL and didn't want to be on the blog...well that's just too damn bad.

Mac-Oh Cheeze-Oh

Spencer got buttered noodles. He shoulda used that butter on his hands cuz they was ashy as HEYLL!

Gettin' fed as HEYLL!

Hawt as HEYLL! But no asian noodle is complete witout it.

Noodles was bomb as HEYLL! Then we took light reezy back to the dorm.

Garrett's girl is goofy as HEYLL!

Protected as HEYLL!

Stankey as HEYLL!

After a nice shit, we was lookin' good as HEYLL!

Before we left we captured some Lil' Phil' footay. The tricks were gud but they were filmed bad as HEYLL!

The trail wuz dusty as HEYLL, so we had to hit it!

Until next time!